 end me your
stories of Southern humor and hellraisin’ — I will compile my
favorite ones and publish ’em soon on this site. (And there is a chance
that your work might be included in a future book project.)
just a few rules:
• Stories should reflect the Cracker Queen spirit
• Only non-fiction will be considered; don’t tell me about it
if it ain’t true
• Paste your story directly into the e-mail message; I’m not
foolin’ with attachments
• Stories should never, ever exceed 500 words—that includes
prepositions AND articles
• Shorter stories will be given preference over their longwinded
cousins
• I won’t give your submission the time of day if you fail to
follow the rules
• I’ll do my best to respond to your story within 2 weeks,
but DON’T nag me — I’d hate to have to open up a
can of whup ass on ya, but you know I will if I have to
submit now
-contact the Cracker Queen at contact@thecrackerqueen.com
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